Natalie

Position: Hostess and Greeter

Responsibilities:

• Ensures everyone feels welcomed on the farm
• Guides tours around the farm

Quirks:

• Has been known to get distracted while out on the farm with new guests
• Is very eager to make a guest feel eager
• Is not quite as curvy as the rest of the girls on the farm, yet.

History and Information:

Natalie was hired by Pinky to be the hostess and greeter on the farm. Since the farm has come to depend on tourism as much as its farm goods to help pay the bills, it’s very important that each guest feels as welcome as possible so Natalie’s position has become very important. Fortunately, she’s also very willing and eager to make sure that every guest is satisfied. Now, if only she finally looked like the rest of the farm girls around the Melon Farm.

How to Get a Job on the Farm

There’s been a lot of you guys asking how to get a job on the farm since it’s opened about a week ago. This has been fabulous and we really, REALLY, appreciate all of that excitement! For that, we give you each really hot and playful kisses! 🙂

We’re getting a lot of questions about how to get a job on the farm and it’s starting to overwhelm us. So we’re trying to find a way to keep ourselves sane. Well, as sane as you can be on a farm with hugely curvy girls. This post is about how to get a job on the farm.

Step 1: Have fun! Play on the farm and make a name for yourself. Please don’t just come into a room and ask for a job right away.

Step 2: Start talking to some of the regulars and learn more about the farm. You’re already on the blog, so that’s a really good start for learning about the farm!

Step 3: Find out what positions are available or make one of your own. The farm always needs more farm girls and farm studs. They are the backbone of the farm and why people come to the farm. We aren’t always looking for a lot of novelty positions or roles on the farm.

Step 4: Send us an email with some information about the role and character that you’re playing on the farm. We have some examples of what we want in profiles on the blog and are more than happy to help format and find pictures. Emails can go to melonfarm69@yahoo.com.

Step 5: Keep having fun! Really, that’s what the farm is all about. It’s why we made the room, and is what we want out of it.

We’ve all started as visitors to the farm and have been touched by the farm in a variety of ways.

-Tempy

B-E-B

Position: Farm Stud

Responsibilities:
• “Servicing” juggies and cows
• Manual labor in the melon patch, citrus farm, and milking barn

Reputations:
• The girls on the farm have commented that he’s takes care of them very.. very.. nicely, no matter their needs.

History and Information:

B-E-B applied to help out in any way he could on the farm as soon as he learned about it. After his interview with Tempy, he was given the job of “farm stud” though Pinky keeps referring to him as the Bull Stud.

Description:

B-E-B is a 5’4” Caucasian male with short-cut brown hair. His blue eyes are sharp and observant from behind his glasses. He has a strong build, but a lithe one. He is normally clad in either a t-shirt or a combination of an unbuttoned over-shirt with a white undershirt, but he is always wearing jeans and running shoes. Around his neck hangs a pendant of a Celtic dragon oval knot, the same symbol of which is tattooed onto his left shoulder blade.

mmm… I could use some more of that.

John Adams, Chief of Farm Operations

Position: Chief of Farm Operations

Responsibilities

Interviewing new employees
Overseeing production and keeping the farm profitable

Quirks

Probably one of the least sexualized members of staff, John is friendly and helpful
Also the oldest member on staff, he’s usually the father figure around all these girls

History and Information

John was brought on by Pinky to make sure that somebody out there had their head screwed on straight and wasn’t just busy being screwed. He’s quiet, efficient and polite to a fault.

He is the one who reads over the reports, makes sure the girls are always well-supplied. In short, someone who you have a feeling is a few steps ahead of you but so polite, you don’t mind.

Help Set Up the Farm

The farm will have several active storylines, and we’ll try to publish them for people to see with hooks for how to get involved. We want

Here’s the first Storyline!

Synopsis

The farm is still getting set up, and needs a lot of help to get fully staffed. Can you help fill an existing position or help create something unique that would be a great addition to the farm?

Suggestions

• There’s a critical lack of friendly farm girls and farm studs to help and we’ll definitely be looking for more to help fill those often overlooked positions
• There is a small lab on site maintained by Dr. Kamara, perhaps you would like to help?
• The animals on the farm are still needing a good vet.
• The fruits grown on the farm need someone to help promote their health benefits.
• Tempy, the Office Manager seems to have a never ending interviews and it’s taking a lot out of her. The ‘office work’ could definitely be spread around.

Status: Open

Tempy, the Office Manager

Position: Office Manager

Responsibilities

• Interviewing new employees
• Maintain farm morale and productivity

Quirks

• Seems to get easily distracted
• Moans and slaps can often be heard from her office during ‘interviews’

History and Information

Tempy is one of the founding members of the farm, brought on by Pinky to help oversee it and make sure that everything is getting done in a timely way. She’s clearly enjoyed more than her fair share of the farm’s fruit as she’s got a large pair of melons on her that most of the help on the farm seems to enjoy caressing ‘accidentally’ when they visit her in the office for some made up reason.