Archive | July 2012

DomJon, Massage Therapist

Position: Massage and Relaxation Specialist

Description:

Every farm needs someone around to help take care of the girls of the farm, making sure that they don’t get too stressed or overworked, right? Well, at the Melon Farm at least we believe that’s the case and we brought on a great man to help keep the girls relaxed.

DomJon is 6′ 2″ and 245 pounds.  Brown hair and eyes and in excellent shape that draws the eyes. Former college football player. His big hands are perfect for massaging away any and all tension that the lovely farm girls may have.

Duties:

  • Ensuring the continued relaxation of the farm girls so that they are ever ready for any sort of duty needed.
  • Providing the most relaxing experience possible for all of the farm girls and lovely lady visitors.

Special Notes:

  • Has a jacuzzi hot tub in his office as well as a massage table, so bring your swim suit.. or just go naked.
  • Some of the girls talk about the happy ending to the massage that they get that helped make them extra relaxed.

Blueberries

The blueberries that grow on the farm are an offshoot of the Jersey variety, which are already known for being quite plump, juicy, and sweet. They are regularly made into sweet fruit smoothies around the farm. The girls love them, when they aren’t drinking something else or are otherwise occupied by work on the farm.

Side Effects

However, the guys on the farm know that drinking the blueberry fruit smoothie can have some dramatic effects on them. After drinking a smoothie, men around the farm find themselves starting to be enhanced. The result on guys isn’t comical, but definitely can give one of the farm girls a good ride or a throatful of meat.

Farm Doctor’s Warning: Blueberries that are eaten raw may have even more dramatic results.