Setting some rules

Hey all,

You’ve probably been wondering where the updates have been? Well, they are sitting in an inbox, in my head, or your head. Either way, they aren’t here because I have been very frustrated by the drama about the blog that has happened in the last couple of months.

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Want to help?

I could use a bit of graphics help to spruce up the blog for the melon farm. If you have some skills and want to help make the place look a bit better, send me an email at

Alternatively if you have some clean farm girls or guys, those are also welcomed. ūüôā


– Tempy

Pinky, the Owner

Position: Owner (though often in mid air from jumping on people)


  • Ensures everyone is having a good time
  • Delegates everything else to the rest of the staff
  • Avoids most responsibilities


  • Flying Glomp Attack
  • Is a member of the Juggs
  • Can often be found naked in the farm’s pool
  • Plays primarily with women


Pinky is a ravishing woman, with more than ample curves and a perpetually friendly face wreathed in  blonde locks. She serves as a role model for all of the girls on the farm, and her antics ensure that the eyes in the room are regularly on her. Though she does love to share the spotlight and makes sure that everyone on the farm has a great time.

She can be very easy to distract at times though, and being incredibly naive she takes most people at their word. This can lead her to some compromising, if hilarious, situations. Everyone at the farm though is very protective of her to make sure that she’s not taken advantage of in any bad way.


Damion Cross

Position: nutritionist and cook

  • Ensure that all farm studs, farm girls, and guests are given a wide range of meals to sate their appetite.
  • Help guests and all staff find the right foods that help them nutritionally.
  • Tends to use farm fruits in some dishes
  • Makes his own drink to avoid mixing it with those drank by guests
History and Appearance:
Damion is someone that is known to those that frequent the farm, seeing that he has met some of them in passing in some of the other places he frequents. ¬†What he brings to the farm is a little bit of flair and¬†panache¬†when it comes to food and nutrition, having accumulated knowledge from his various wanderings around the world. ¬†Though a bit paranoid about illicit substances in his food, he helps those that cannot voice their opinion when making his favorite fresh fruit salad. ¬†He’s tall, with an average build, blonde hair, and blue eyes. ¬†But do not let his Nordic looks fool you: he’s as gentle as a teddy bear, but can be as ferocious as a grizzly when provoked. ¬†Just as those that have tasted the wrath of his gumbo spoon.


Position: Cowgirl Farmhand
  • Works with the animals, making sure they’re healthy and happy
  • This includes brushing, feeding, branding, milking, etc
  • Often found behind the barn or near the pond with guests or workers when she shouldn’t be
  • Is very eager to make a guest feel satisfied with their stay
History and Information:
Once a guest, Allie loved the farming lifestyle so much that she decided to stay. She had a natural ability with the animals and was hired on as a farmhand to help out with the animals. Working in the sun has given her a nice bronze tan and bleached her blonde hair almost platinum. She keeps her figure lean but curvy with a hard days work, but a healthy diet of the farms cantaloupe.

Fruit on the Farm

This post is just about the fruit on the farm. There will be another post about the milk on the farm. That post may also deal why there are no cows on the farm as well.


The lemons on the farm are delicious, plump, and delectable. They have been crafted to be some of the most delicious fruits possible, containing no natural tartness. Some of the farm girls will eat them right off of the tree, not seeming to mind their side effects.

Side Effects

The lemons and their juice tends to make everyone feel better and a bit more frisky. A lot of guests tend to drink a glass of lemonade before they really settle in and get comfortable with being around the farm and the antics on the farm between the boys and girls.

The lemons don’t have much in ability to augment women, unless they were already very modest. They at most give a juicy handful which is still usually dwarfed by the regular farm girls. ¬†They top out at around a bouncy C.


Oranges are the other major citrus fruit on the farm. The oranges that grow on the Melon farm dwarf even Florida’s largest Navel Oranges. They are quite¬†nutritious¬†and very, very juicy. More often than not, those that eat an orange on the farm end up with some juices dripping and clinging all over them unless they are very careful. There are usually people around that are more than willing, and are quite eager, to lick up orange juice that has leaked onto someone. Such licking has been known to lead to other pleasant experiences.

Side Effects

Oranges on the farm are known for making people even more passionate. The juices just can’t be denied. The oranges on the farm don’t cause a complete loss of inhibitions, but they certainly go a long ways towards making a person much more comfortable and adventuresome. Some have tried to use the excuse “The orange made me do it.” to explain late night excesses.

On women, oranges have a much more dramatic ability to augment than lemons. While the oranges may not make a woman into the subject of myth and legend, most women would be more than proud to have a full round pair that an orange from the farm can provide. They lose their effectiveness once a woman’s a DD.


Soft, sweet, and oh so large. Just made for sharing, some have commented that the cantaloupes grown on the farm are big enough for a meal all on their own. Of course after such a meal, most everyone is feeling much more amorous and has the energy necessary to go for a romp around the farm like the Energizer Bunny!  Inhibitions can melt away with cantaloupes, but they have been much more focused on energy and growth. They can top a girl out around a healthy F cup.

Side Effects

There are two primary side effects of eating one of the cantaloupes on the farm. The first is the extra sexual energy that eating some of the cantaloupe provides. Hot, raw excitement that won’t be contained and must be expressed with someone or a couple of someones on the farm. The second is the continued loss of inhibitions, exploring positions and locations that they may not have considered before.

For the ladies that eat the cantaloupe, they discover that their breasts start to swell much more dramatically. The more they eat, the greater the expansion seems to be, and these breasts don’t sag much either, just enough to let the guys know you’re a sensible and natural farm girl who is lucky enough to be very curvy.


The pride and joy of the farm, and its namesake! There’s no runts of the litter here. Each watermelon is carefully grown, tended, and picked to ensure that they each meat the high quality standards that the Melon Farm is known for. We take good care of our melons because no one likes melons that have been roughed up, right? We didn’t think so. We like to think that this mentality is why each of the melons on the farm is so delectable and you can’t wait to get your hands on them.

Side Effects

The melons have no known side effects for men other than for being incredibly delicious, and who doesn’t like some good melon?

Unfortunately, the same is not true for women. Women find themselves quickly augmented to sizes most women would consider back breaking or¬†unmanageable. Eating a whole melon can take a girl up to about an HH, more than enough for most women that visit the farm. The best part is that they won’t sag, and will bounce around perfectly with each step, drawing the eyes of all of the guys around the farm.

The Melon Farm: A Poem

Courtesy of one of the members of the farm:


I very special place to go

To watch things bounce,

To watch things grow.

Their amazing fruits can be found

Juicy, tasty, sweet and round

Never before has there been such a farm

The girl’s kind, bubbly

Welcoming and warm.

A bustle of activity every day can be seen

Harvesting, watering

So much growing healthy and green.

As good as it is the fruit is only an attraction

For many come and admire

The giggling girls in action.

Happy, bouncy and full of smiles

There assets are many

They attract visitors for miles.

The fruit gets forgotten as the mind swerves

The happy bouncing girls

Distract with their curves

So much fun on the farm to be found

Take a dip, have a drink

Yall should come around.