Position: Chief of Farm Operations
Responsibilities
Interviewing new employees
Overseeing production and keeping the farm profitable
Quirks
Probably one of the least sexualized members of staff, John is friendly and helpful
Also the oldest member on staff, he’s usually the father figure around all these girls
History and Information
John was brought on by Pinky to make sure that somebody out there had their head screwed on straight and wasn’t just busy being screwed. He’s quiet, efficient and polite to a fault.
He is the one who reads over the reports, makes sure the girls are always well-supplied. In short, someone who you have a feeling is a few steps ahead of you but so polite, you don’t mind.
The Melon Farm 